Stupid Questions!

Q: Who discovered America?

A: Um… Pikachu?

Q: What cause 911? (Nine Eleven)

A: I guess… how suckish the Sega Dreamcast was.

Q: Who is on the $1 bill?

A: That’s easy. It’s our good President, Grover Mchugsalot!

Q: How many beers did I have on my way to ask you these questions?

A: Q!

Q: Are you getting tired of these questions?

A: Yeah.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A: She sells sea shells down by the sea shore!

Q: What language should you translate English into for someone that’s Japanese?

A: Spanish!

Q: Why are you such an idiot?

A: Well, why aren’t YOU?

Q: GAH! I give up!

A: That wasn’t a question.

Q: I’m leaving!

A: Bye Aunt Frank!

(Question dude leaves)

Responses

  1. I hope you guys are feeling brain-damaged!

  2. the sega dream cast was actually a pretty good system


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