Q: Who discovered America?
A: Um… Pikachu?
Q: What cause 911? (Nine Eleven)
A: I guess… how suckish the Sega Dreamcast was.
Q: Who is on the $1 bill?
A: That’s easy. It’s our good President, Grover Mchugsalot!
Q: How many beers did I have on my way to ask you these questions?
A: Q!
Q: Are you getting tired of these questions?
A: Yeah.
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: She sells sea shells down by the sea shore!
Q: What language should you translate English into for someone that’s Japanese?
A: Spanish!
Q: Why are you such an idiot?
A: Well, why aren’t YOU?
Q: GAH! I give up!
A: That wasn’t a question.
Q: I’m leaving!
A: Bye Aunt Frank!
(Question dude leaves)




I hope you guys are feeling brain-damaged!
By: Jared on March 10, 2009
at 5:04 AM
the sega dream cast was actually a pretty good system
By: cornchop5000 on August 30, 2009
at 11:14 AM