Hi! My name is Jared. This is my website. Before you do anything on the site, I suggest you read the “about me” widget in the sidebar to the right. 
This will get you started. This website is a great place for kids! Why? I myself, am a kid. I am in Middle School. Caution, I do use some mild words. Like crap, God, friggen, etc. Here at Moltensnow Incorporated, (No. This is NOT a real company.) we (by we, I mean I) have plenty of pages for all sorts of people. And don’t say sport-lovers. I hate sports. You want sports stuff, go to some other place. If you’re a person who likes video games, click “A Gamer’s Paradise” at the top of the site. If you’re a person who is on the computer 24/7, click “A Place for Internet Geeks.” This is not meant to offend anybody. If you were just searching randomn things, click “For Whoever’s bored.” Or, if you’re into reading, click “Stories.” I have about 2 stories so far, and over time, stories will increase. Now, let me explain the sidebar if you’re no interested in anything listed above. The very first widget is called “Welcome to my Website!” It is just a looping GIF file I made. Then there’s the “About Me” section which I already explained. Next, is a calendar. That is to show what days I’ve updated the website. Under that, is a search bar. If you want to find something specific on my site, search for it. Then there’s “My Twitter.” That’s basically what the name implies. Then, there’s my “Who’s on now” widget. This tells me who is on my site right now, and where they’re from. Then there’s my blog stats. This basically tells me in total, how many people have been on my website. Next there’s my monthly archives. If you want to view posts from a certain month, click which month you want to see. Then you’ll see my pages. This is a basic dropdown of all the pages on my site. Next is adopted Pokemon. If you click “Feed me a rare candy”, you’ll level up my Charmander. Then there is “Be in my Blogroll?” If you want your website to show up on my website, follow those rules. Then leave a comment. After that, there’s top clicks. I don’t know HOW most of those get on there, but whatever. Next is Top Posts. These are my most popular posts. Up next is Recent Comments. These are the latest people to comment around the website, and tell me what they think. Then, you can talk to me if I’m online. 
But if I’m offline, just send me a message, and I’ll get back to you. If it’s important, send it to coolpersonohyeah@gmail.com
Finally, SPAM! These little buggers are EVERYWHERE! They don’t think you have a filter. Spam is when someone repetitively links to other websites. So, with out Akismet, there would be links to mature websites on every blog.
RULES
These are the rules. Follow them. If you don’t, I can block you from this website.
-No commenting with mature websites. Because this is a kids’ website. Adult websites don’t belong.
-No swearing. Again. This is a kids’ website.
-No threats, flame, or spam.
-No inappropriate words. If you want to post nasty words, go to the Smosh website.
-No hating. If you think you’re better than me, or smarter, or can beat me up, just leave. You’re not better than my awesomeness, you’re NOT smarter than me, and you CAN’T beat me up because I probably live hundreds of miles away from you.
-Most importantly, have fun!
