JaredRandomness is a Youtube channel made on April 03, 2009 as a backup account for pokemon9penguin.
Episodes
Season 1
JaredRandomness- Jared’s Introduction (April 05, 2009)
This was video posted by Jared for his audience on pokemon9penguin’s account. It basically told that he’d post videos on this account.
JaredRandomness- Interviewing An Animal (April 06, 2009)
This was the real first episode of JaredRandomness. The video primarily consists of Jared playing the role of a talk-show host interviewing a stuffed animal named Celebrity Starr. At the end of the video, Jared says after the commercials, he’ll be interviewing Brad Pitt which never actually happens.
JaredRandomness- Lip Syncing Never Gonna Give You Up (April 06, 2009)
This video primarily consists of Jared lip syncing Rick Astley’s 1980’s song “Never Gonna Give You Up” as a prank to rick-roll his audience.
JaredRandomness- Jared Plays the Clarinet (April 07, 2009)
This episode is Jared playing Power Rock, Mickey Mouse March, and Hang On Sloopy on his clarinet.
JaredRandomness- Issues With Bush (April 09, 2009)
This video starts off showing that the video was made before Barack Obama got elected in the 2008 elections. This is clearly false because if you look at pokemon9penguin’s videos, Jared’s camera didn’t record the audio and video that well. The video is about Jared’s talking dog, Mr. Cottonelle telling Jared how bad George W. Bush is as president, so when Jared sees an advertisement for the 2008 presidential elections, he decides to run for president of the United States.
JaredRandomness- Jared’s Campaign Commercial (April 15, 2009)
This video is a continuation of “Issues With Bush.” Jared starts wearing a Wii bath robe and a towel that resembles a dog. Then Jared is wearing a sweater vest and describes all the horrible things he would do as president. Then Mr. Potato Head is dressed as Lebron James with the wrong hair telling that he would be vice-president.
JaredRandomness- We the People, Say Jared Sucks! (April 17, 2009)
The title is pun from the beginning of the United States’ Declaration of Independence. This is the continuation of “Jared’s Campaign Commercial” showing everyone’s reaction after seeing Jared’s commercial. Supposedly, it was Barack Obama’s commercial.
JaredRandomness- The People Have Spoken (April 17, 2009)
This is the final continuation of “Issues With Bush.” It starts as a women on the news (really Jared with a pillow in his shirt and a hair piece) announces that Barack Obama was elected president. After seeing this, Jared becomes disappointed.
JaredRandomness- Not So Super Hero (April 21, 2009)
This video is about Jared living the life of a super hero after he gets a message from the Chief. After which, he goes to fight the evil villain, Prince Alphabet Soup, only to wake up and realize it was only a dream.
JaredRandomness- A Bad Pirate (April 22, 2009)
This is a video that starts with Jared reading the new issue of Time For Kids Magazine, which tells about pirates. After that, Jared imagines what his life would be like as a pirate, and has a fantasy of him being a pirate. His outfit actually looks very convincing.
JaredRandomness- Never Trust A Hamster (April 25, 2009)
This is a video unlike any other. It’s mostly pictures of evil hamsters, along with Popeye the sailor, a door lock, and two adults holding a female infant while playing the song by Dav Pilkey, “Hamsters Will Attack.”
JaredRandomness- Visiting the Underwhere (May 07, 2009)
This episode primarily consists of Mr. Cottonelle announcing that Jared is in a coma, and says that he’s in Heaven now. Then it shows Jared talking to God for Judgement Day telling him that there is no Heaven or Heck, just the Overthere and the Underwhere. Then Jared finds himself sent to the Underwhere, where he finds a merchant selling all types of lights. Jared buys the lantern and tries to find his way out through the dark. Next, he finds out that his Wii’s soul is sending him a message. When he goes to his Wii Message Board, he gets directions that tell him how to escape the Underwhere, and get back to Earth. He follows the instructions, and winds up in his room, with amnesia.
Season 2
JaredRandomness- Jared Has Amnesia! (Unreleased)
This is the sequel to “Visiting the Underwhere.” This consists of Jared not knowing who or where he is. He gets into some trouble because he doesn’t know what he has to do in the world. The problem is solved when Jared takes a bonk on the head from Cottonelle when he tried to fly.
JaredRandomness- Pirating the Goods (Unreleased)
This is the sequel to “A Bad Pirate.” In this video, Jared will become a pirate once again, but this time, as a different term. He’ll be trying to sell illegal copies of Disney movies. Eventually, he’ll get caught by the police, and thrown in jail.
JaredRandomness- Not So Super Hero 2: The Quest for Peace (Unreleased)
This video will consist of the return of J-man, and he has to save the world from the evil glue monster from “Chocolate and Vanilla: Evil Strikes.” Graphics will try to be on where Chocolate and Vanilla actually show up to help.
JaredRandomness- Save the Environment! (Unreleased)
This video will be about Tim teaching Jared about the environment, and Jared doing many things to screw it up, by making it worse.
JaredRandomness- The Knight That Never Lived (Unreleased)
This video will be about the Dark Ages where Jared becomes a knight riding a horse and dueling. The horse will just be Jared’s bike, and the sword will be plastic.
JaredRandomness- Jared, Idiot or Nerd? (Unreleased)
This video will consist of Jared becoming a nerd, even though he acts stupid. He’ll do all sorts of nerdish things, like joining Chess Club, becoming a ballerina, and getting tormented by bullies.
JaredRandomness- A Merry Christmas to… Boo? (Unreleased)
This will be the Halloween/Christmas special for Jared, and the sequel to the Rando Webshow Christmas episode. Jared isn’t sure if it is Christmas or Halloween, so a Christmas ghost tells him what is going on. It’s really the end of the world, and if he doesn’t find Santa Clause and the Great Pumpkin, the world will end without their power to save it.
Season 3
JaredRandomness- Jared, It’s Valentimes! (Unreleased)
This video consists of Jared falling in love, and his head and eyes become hearts. So, Tim has to think of ways to get Jared back to normal.
JaredRandomness- Jared Meets Chocolate and Vanilla (Unreleased)
Even though Chocolate and Vanilla have already met Jared, they follow the Easter Bunny to Jared’s house, and pretend they don’t know him. So Jared tries to get them to remember him, because he thinks they have amnesia, just like he did.
Characters
Every character shown is voiced and played by Jared, himself.
Jared- Jared is the creator of the account. His last name has never been shown anywhere on the internet. In real life, he is only 11 years old and is a fifth grader. All that is known about his location is that he lives in Eastern Standard Time in the United States.
Mr. Cottonelle- This is Jared’s stuffed dog from Kimberly Clark’s Cottonelle company. This is a very smart dog since it has the ability to speak English. He sometimes plays key roles in episodes.
Tim- Tim is Jared’s best friend in and out of the show. Tim has not yet been shown in any of Jared’s videos, but will be. Jared said this himself. Since he has not been in any videos, he plays no role. There has been a video that was recorded at his house, but he couldn’t find the cord that connects his camera to the computer, so it was never uploaded.
Chief- Chief has only appeared in “Not So Super Hero” to give Jared his assignment. His face has not been seen but it is just Jared with the lights off.
J Man- Jared had played a super hero called the J Man in “Not So Super Hero.” He never really existed since he only appeared in a dream that Jared had.
Jared the Pirate- This character is Jared as a pirate only shown in “A Bad Pirate.” He illegally copies popular movies and sells them to earn money. Which means he’s pirating movies without permission. So that’s a pun if he’s pirating movies, but he’s a pirate.
Robo-red- This is a half robot, half human that appears in “We the People, Say Jared Sucks!” He has a bit of a squeaky, deep voice.
French Fri- This is a French man with spiky hair safety goggles, and a beard. He only appeared in “We the People, Say Jared Sucks!” His name is a pun of the food french fries.
Monly Mon- This is a man with a deep voice and an odd accent that never wears a shirt. Every time he says “Man,” he pronounces it, “Mon.”
M- This is a mysterious man who wears a cover on his body so his identity isn’t revealed.
Noo Z. Paepir- This is the news reporter who gave the information on the new president in “The People Have Spoken.” Her name is a pun of the term “Newspaper.”
God- God has only appeared in “Visiting the Underwhere” when he sent Jared to the Underwhere.
Merchant- This character has only appeared in “Visiting the Underwhere” when he sold Jared a lantern.
Wii- This is the soul of Jared’s Wii who tried to contact him by sending a message on the Wii message board to tell Jared how to get out of the Underwhere.
