Watch out! The snow is falling! Nah, I’m just kidding, it’s a light snow fall at moltensnow.wordpress.com, better bundle up to stay warm. Of course, it hasn’t even snowed where I live yet. Stupid global warming.

Wow! I can’t believe it’s December! I can’t believe the year flew by! I can’t believe it’s not butter! Yes, my frien… acquaintanc… fan… stalkers, it’s already December. Which means Decemberween is just 25 days away! YAY! What? Decemberween? Well, you say termater, I say phermatermortz. So, what will I be receiving this year? A special, limited edition Mario DSi bundle with 5 pre-installed games! (And hopefully a new R for my keyboard. It’s really sticky, and it doesn’t wanna go in.) But, don’t think Decemberween is just about the presents. I’m gonna try to post about Decemberween every time I can this month. So, let me start you up with a nice little video today.

Happy Dethemberween

Today, in Kuzikistan, I mean America, is a day of being thankful, and not saying your welcome. Just because you’ll follow the orders of Strong Bad. So, get thanks, and don’t give, because parents don’t expect you to.

<— Hi parent!

Here is a video that goes with the holiday: Some Stupid Turkey

What’s so cool about Jared. you ask? Let’s put it like this. In several big networks, it forms Moltensnow entertainment™ ® ©!

Remember that old video with me becoming a pirate?

To make that train-wreck, you simply take a boring magazine, some cool transitional effect, some crazy costume, and an old computer! Than you’ve got Moltensnow entertainment ™ ® ©!

Then you get a weird video with some weird kid with a HUGE IMAGINATION, a crappy blog, and some useless pictures made with MS Paint to go along with it! Than you’ve got Moltensnow entertainment ™ ® ©!

Or how ’bout that one where I visit the Underwhere? Remember when the sound and image were terrible after the first scene? Well, you simply take a good webcam, a crappy digital camera, rip off the name of a location of a video game, and you can call it a Youtube video! Than you’ve got Moltensnow entertainment ™ ® ©!

So, now you know what’s so cool about Jared! But just in case you missed it, I can repeat the answer for you. Than you’ve got Moltensnow entertainment ™ ® ©!

Moltensnow entertainment is not a registered trademark, a trademark, or copyrighted phrase from Moltensnow Inc. Failure to not copy could result in pain, injury, mutations which lead to lung cancer, and lots and lots of gas.

 

 

Hey, peeps! Sorry for the lack of posts, but I’m running out of ideas. Today, I did some… reorganizing with some logos. And here is my final image:

I have a contest. Whoever can guess what websites each letter is from correctly, you’ll get a super special surprise! YAY! A surprise in every box!

Facebook is really cool! Where do you think I’ve been all week? Facebook is really cool! (Again) The best part is their apps! I just love Farmville! Happy Aquarium is cool, too! So head on down to FaceBook.com! I’m not showing you my account. It has valuable information on me locations and stuff.

Well, to show just how much I care, I want to show you guys just how much time I waste on the computer by showing you all versions of ME!

This is cartoon Jared.

This (was) pokemon9penguin

This is Mii Jared.

This is Ray Ray 5.

That’s Twitter Jared. He always cracks me up!

That’s Facebook Jared! He looks just like me!

Why am I doing this now? Well, I made on a new GIF of what living in the world of Jared is like. It’s pretty funny. Check it out under the Welcome to my site banner.

In other news, the voting was closed yesterday. It was a tie between Angry Video Game Nerd and Never Gonna Give You Up. Well, we need a tiebreaker. Voting closes November 9th.

Today we start a new month! The month of FOOD! YAY! I LOVE ME SOME GRUBS! For those who don’t understand hillbilly, that’s I love eating. The reason I say this is because it’s the month of Thanksgiving! So be thankful, and maybe Santa will give you a Wii next month. I eat fish sticks and fries on Thanksgiving. I’m weird.

Welcome, mortal to the stairway to Satin’s lair! MWA HA HA! (Wait, what the…? Hey! What’re YOU doing here?)

Sorry about that. Satin was trying to take over. I guess I left the door opened. Well then… It’s Halloween! Here’s the story. (Thanks to ask.yahoo.com for the story.)

The holiday’s origins date back to “the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain.” Roughly 2,000 years ago, a people known as the Celts lived in the area now divided among three modern-day countries: the United Kingdom, Northern France, and Ireland. The Celts began their new year on November 1, meaning October 31 was their New Year’s Eve. According the History Channel, “the boundary between the worlds of the living and the dead became blurred” that night.

Bonfires and animal sacrifices were common, as were costumes “typically consisting of animal heads and skins.” Eventually, the Romans conquered the Celts, and Samhain was combined with other holidays. Later, as Christianity became more powerful, Pope Boniface IV put a new tilt on the event. He designated November 1 “All Saints’ Day” — a day when followers could honor saints and martyrs. This celebration was also called “All-Hallows,” and the night before (October 31) was known as “All-Hallows’ Eve.” Later, it became known as Halloween.

These days, Halloween is mostly known as a day when kids throw dental hygiene out the window and go hog-wild with candy.

Yeah. So that’s how it pretty much went down, right?

So. Anyways. I’m going as Mario for Halloween.

 

Here’s what you need to be Mario:

Red hat

Paper

Super Glue

Fake mustache or black makeup

Red marker

Blue overalls

Red shirt

White gloves

Brown boots

You can find most of these items at a thrift store.

Instructions:

Put on the outfit so you look like Mario. Get some paper. Draw the letter M on the paper. Cut the paper into a circle. Get an adult to super glue the paper onto your hat. Now, put your mustache above your upper lip. If you use makeup, shape the makeup into a mustache. There you go!

Or… just buy a Mario costume at Wal-Mart if you want to be like every other kid out there.

So, guys. You remember my post about the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie, right? There not even using a kid. There using some popular TV actor kid. But I just want to explain why I love the series of books.

In the first book, Greg Heffley is trying to get through middle school, while his friend Rowley becomes more popular than Greg which ruins their friendship. Greg will have to take some drastic measures to save his reputation.

In the second book, Greg is trying to keep an embarrassing secret from getting out to his school. Which means he’ll have to do whatever it takes to keep his annoying brother Rodrick from telling everyone.

In the third book, Greg tries to convince his dad from sending him to a summer conditioning program where kids are bigger, tougher, and already shaving.

In the fourth book, Greg spends his summer vacation crappily. He gets on Rowley’s parents bad side, almost gets his dad arrested, and gets a dog that his dad bought after hearing that HIS dad ran over his dog when he was a kid.

In the do-it-yourself book, you get to tell about yourself, and keep your own Wimpy journal. You can write anything you want, but just don’t share your “feelings” in here.